Hello and welcome to my little slice of internet.
If you are wondering why you can not see anything but this post, that is because I am magical.
That is right ladies and gentlemen.
I am magical.
I can magically enter your brain via the internet and change what you are seeing with you eyes.
Please do not be alarmed by my intrusion.
This is just a safety precaution on my part.
If you friend me then I will stop the magic I have cast on you and then you may see what it is I have written.
I hope that has cleared things up. People seem to think the reason they can not see what is here is due to the fact that everything is for friends only. I assure you that is not the case.
Anyways, I bid you good day dear reader and I hope that you decide to be my friend as I do not enjoy using my magical abilities all the time on people I do not know. Some of the things I see in their head....pure filth....not that I mind, mind you.
If you are wondering why you can not see anything but this post, that is because I am magical.
That is right ladies and gentlemen.
I am magical.
I can magically enter your brain via the internet and change what you are seeing with you eyes.
Please do not be alarmed by my intrusion.
This is just a safety precaution on my part.
If you friend me then I will stop the magic I have cast on you and then you may see what it is I have written.
I hope that has cleared things up. People seem to think the reason they can not see what is here is due to the fact that everything is for friends only. I assure you that is not the case.
Anyways, I bid you good day dear reader and I hope that you decide to be my friend as I do not enjoy using my magical abilities all the time on people I do not know. Some of the things I see in their head....pure filth....not that I mind, mind you.
- Mood:
mischievous
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